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aka nikki

aka nikki

herp derp

spidereye:

Due to FCC regulations, we cannot show graphic intercourse over the airwaves. Instead, Peter and Lois’s sex scene will be simulated by Dwayne Johnson. 

There are a million reasons I love the rock.
Reason number 1 is The Rundown
reason number 46 is this. 

(via m00kabear)

  • Mom: It's almost 10:30. It's getting pretty late you should go to be-
  • Me: *starts laughing hysterically before turning into a winged batlike demon and flying off into the darkness as a creature of the night*

polkadotcummerbund:

so my little brother has avengers legos and i just saw that he had the loki one set up like this and i was so confused for a minute and then i figured it out

　he’s roasting marshmallows

(via sexuius)